First thing to do in a hotel room

Unless you're in a Hilton family hotel, first thing to do is to head for the alarm clock radio and unset the alarm clock which the previous knucklehead left set to 4:00am and 4:30am.

And if it's a beautiful Marriott Butte Resort in Phoenix Arizona, forgetting one's swimsuit is definitely an EV- play, since their shop only has suits in two sizes (8 and 18) and in any case they want $82 for one and since it wasn't made out of gold, I drove to the nearest Target and bought one on clearance for less than $20.

Unfortunately the water in the gorgeous pool felt like it was about 98 degrees, so it was not quite as refreshing as I was hoping it would be.